Kings, Jack & A Total Ace-hole

I've sat here for the past twenty minutes trying to figure out how to make a punny remark about Kings of Leon charging $1150 for a leather jacket in their collaboration with clothing line Surface2Air when the only thing I actually want to say is that they are a bunch of alcoholic assholes whose music and "woe-is-me-but-speaking-of-me-I-am-more-famous-than-you-are" attitude I can no longer stand.

Though, if I could have factored out how much a year's supply of Jack Daniels for one Followill would have costed, I would have been able to say this in a much, much cooler way.