Preschool Failed Me.

I was raised to believe that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

But, obviously, that didn't stick.

Doesn't Stereogum's redesign look two thousand times better when they have an ad on it? If I had money and something to promote, I'd spring for a full-site wrap just to replace that sad "ho-hum, it's a drearily cloudy day, don't even want to leave the house, don't want to talk to humans, i guess ill just stay in and watch a Toro y Moi video and then sleep another fourteen hours to Neutral Milk Hotel on repeat" grey background.

I think that shade is getting to me.