Hold the phone - you mean to tell me that Gregg is this big of a Lost fan and they haven't given him a cameo yet? His hair already looks like he lives in the jungle, he's constantly in the state of Lost homeostasis — both sweaty and attractive — and would have made a much better Karl than the shrimpy boy who played him, turning that brainwashing video into the base for a new track remixed with sounds of the island.

On the list of bad ideas J.J. Abrams has had, this ranks somewhere between that polar bear and trying to justify Hugo never losing weight.